Zero to 200
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new
auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car
so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on
any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their
price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200
in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the
condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your
donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas,
Texas.
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